"Drinking Buddies" a(nother) movie review

I was looking over my blog and I saw my movie review for Footloose and not to toot my own horn, but I thought it was kind of funny.  Then again, I know my own sense of humor and I read it in my own voice, so obviously it's going to be funnier than when another person reads it.  So, I was thinking (or rather, my sister told me I should) about doing another movie review.  So, here it goes.

**spoilers**

Plot:
A guy and a girl work at a beer factory.  They are besties and there is clearly some romantic connection despite them both being in relationships.  They go on a couples weekend at some lake house and things get a little steamy.  Olivia Wilde's boyfriend and Nick from New Girl's girlfriend kiss, but only for a second.  Then, when they get back, Olivia Wilde gets dumped and resorts to alcohol, which is plentiful because they work at a brewery.  She becomes an annoying drunk.  That's as far as I got because the movie was terrible.

To begin, this movie made me so uncomfortable.  I really don't know why, but it did.  I watch a lot of TV and I don't remember ever seeing a commercial for this movie so I'm guessing it didn't do very well.  And I understand why.  There wasn't that much dialogue and the characters all acted in a way that made me uncomfortable because they seemed uncomfortable.  Especially Olivia Wilde's boyfriend in the movie, who was awkward but in a not rom-com cute way, if you know what I mean? Like, he seemed physically uncomfortable the whole movie and therefore made me physically uncomfortable as well.

If that was the aim of the movie, then I guess they did a good job.  But, also, if that was the aim, it was a weird one and a sure way to get the viewer to want to stop watching (which I did).  So, congrats to the directors for making me feel incredibly uneasy!

Next, the acting.  I really have no complaints about the acting.  I mean, it was good.  A little forced at times.  Like, playing cards is not all that funny, and I always hate when I have to watch people pretend to be drunk.  Oh my god, I feel like I'm at a frat party or something.  Personal preference, Anna Kendrick was just kind of annoying the whole time in the movie.  I guess the idea was for the viewer to dislike her character, so good job at that, but I mean she really bothered me.

I couldn't even finish the movie so I don't actually know what happens at the end, but I'm going to take a wild guess and say that Olivia Wilde and Nick from New Girl end up getting together because they are clearly meant to be.  I really just wanted to watch a good rom-com on Netflix, something like 50 First Dates, but Netflix doesn't have a rom-com section, they only have romance and the movie selection in that subject is very limited.  Hence, me watching this movie.  I really wouldn't suggest this movie to anyone.  It was borderline depressing, which is probably why I was so uncomfortable.  There was no happy music playing and a lot of just silence, which I guess is artistic but let's be honest, it's really not.

This is in no way a rom-com, barely even a rom, definitely not a com.  Don't watch it.  Or do, and feel uncomfortable and sad when you are done.

(Edit: I looked the movie up and it actually got good reviews.  Why it got good reviews is beyond me)

Green/Unripe Mango Salad

Now, I don't know if green mango is a different thing than unripe mango, but for this recipe I just assumed it wasn't.  I looked it up a ton of times on answers.com/wikipedia, you know, all the reliable websites.  After much research, I ended up using unripe mangoes, because they are green, in this recipe.  I really like papaya salad, which I looked up too when I was looking up how to make this dish.  One time, my family went to an all you can eat sushi buffet, which was amazing.  Except, when I took my first bite I inhaled a pepper and choked for a good 10 minutes, starting tearing up because that's just what happens when you are choking and coughing.

So, making green mango salad really isn't that difficult, because if it were, I probably would not really feel like making it.  I am incredibly lazy, although I seem quite on top of things, and would much rather just eat the food that my older sister makes while I sit in bed, than attempt to make food. I mean, I do enjoy cooking, don't get me wrong, it's just that I enjoy eating way more.

I ended up having practically none of the ingredients for the recipe so I improvised and it was fine.

Ingredients:
-green mango (possibly just an unripe mango)
-red pepper flakes
-soy sauce
-brown sugar

This is the recipe I used, but the other recipes I looked up called for lime and real chilis or jalapeños, which I'm sure would make this taste a lot more authentic.  But, for the ingredients I had, this did not come out that badly.

So, as usual, mix the wet ingredients together and set aside.  Slice the green/unripe mango into thin strips and toss in the sauce.  Then serve.  I scooped out the mango and put it on top of lettuce so it wasn't drenched in liquid.

Enjoy!

The OG Congee

Aight, I have wanted to make congee for a while.  I actually had it on a plane when my family went to Thailand a couple years ago.  The trip was amazing, but that is not what this post is about.  I actually woke my mom up from sleeping on the flight just so she could have the rice porridge.  She wasn't too excited and we still laugh about it.

Anyway, congee.  It is a savory rice porridge and like everything else I post, it is incredibly easy to make.  Especially if you have a rice cooker, which, as you know, is one of my favorite kitchen items.

Ingredients:
-half a cup of rice
-4 cups of water

Technically that is all you need, but of course you want to add some spices.  I added salt + pepper + garlic powder + this vinegar we got at an asian food store.

Put the ingredients in the rice cooker, give it a little mix and then put it on.  It needs to cook for quite some time until it gets to a porridge consistency.  Check on it, mix it, taste it, smell it, whatever.  You'll know when it's ready, or when you're hungry and ready to eat it.

I'm fancy and so I topped my congee with some extra fixings.  The top is just some sautéed broccoli (olive oil + red pepper flakes) and the bottom is sautéed spring mix done the same way.  I have to say, I really enjoyed this sautéed spring mix.  I also added some sriracha just for an extra spice.  

I then almost choked because I made it too spicy and burnt my tongue because it was all too hot.  But, besides that, I really enjoyed it.  I'm not kidding, it's really good.  I personally like savory food way better than sweet.  Actually, breakfast is kind of my least favorite meal of the day because I don't like typical breakfast food.  If we go out to breakfast, which really never happens, I will order something from the lunch menu because most restaurants serve lunch starting earlier.  Oh, it's the worst when the   lunch isn't served until 11:30, like I just want my grilled cheese and not this pancake.  

So, in conclusion, this breakfast is perfect for me.  Try it and let me know what you think.  Or, don't let me know because nobody really comments on my blog anyway and I'll just assume you liked it.  

Don't forget to check out my instagram for up to date photos of food I make/eat! (@theresnotvinmydormroom)  School is starting soon, sadly, and most of the posts will be food that I eat, unfortunately because I cannot cook at school.

Carrot and Sweet Potato Chips

These seriously could not be easier to make and they're healthy and tasty.  So, as Michael Scott would say "win, win, win."  (That's from the episode where Angela ends up wearing her cat poster as a shirt for all you newbs who don't watch the show)

On top is obviously the sweet potato and on the bottom, the carrots.  Ok, so they are both made the same way.   All you do is cut the sweet potato and carrots (I used baby carrots and cut them in half, although I'm sure it would be better to just use the large carrots and cut them in sticks), toss them with some olive oil + salt + pepper + whatever other spices your heart desires (oregano is always good).  

Next, lay them flat on a baking sheet.  This is important because if they are not flat they will not cook properly.  

Pop them in the oven at 350/400 for about 20 minutes.  Flip them over and cook until the other side is  golden brown and crispy.  Warning: the sweet potatoes will take longer to cook.  

These are perfect as a snack or a side dish.  I dipped my carrots in dijon mustard and I usually eat the sweet potato plain, but I'm sure it's good with some sweet chili sauce as well.  Enjoy!

Also, I started watching Luther and Oh em g, it's amazing!  I really liked Dexter and this show is like a grown up version of that.  I don't mean like R-rated, you little nasty nasty (Raven - That's So Raven), I just mean it's a little more dramatic and intense.  Check it out and try it while eating these "chips" because it will obviously make it even better.

Raw cookie dough

I don't remember exactly how I made this cookie dough.  I used a recipe from healthforhappy's blog (http://healthforhappy.weebly.com) but didn't follow the directions exactly.  I also made another cookie dough without eggs that had brown sugar and butter (which was equally delicious).

Here are photos of both:

 (with eggs and butter)

         (with chickpeas)

Ingredients:

-chickpeas

-chocolate chips

-oats

-peanut butter

optional:

-brown sugar

-butter

Mix the ingredients together.  I don't really know the measurements but you just keep adding ingredients until you get a consistency you like.  Also, it helps to put the dough in the fridge to let it harden a little because with all the mixing it can get warm a little liquidy.

Sorry for the somewhat lame recipe.  I am watching The Fosters and eating sweet potato and banana right now and I am kind of paying more attention to those.  

Mango Lassi

Alright, first blog post about food in a while.  I will try to do two each day, but that might not happen so don't get your hopes up.  I know you all (can I even say that if pretty much nobody reads this?) are just pumped for my new blog posts.

Ok, so a mango lassi.  I love these and I always get them at the farmer's market.  It is a mango smoothie with cardamom and it's delicious.

Super easy to make and healthy for a pre-meal snack, because let's be honest, it's most definitely not filling enough for a meal.

Ingredients:
-frozen mango
-splash of milk
-2 cardamom pods broken and ground (it would probably be a lot easier to just buy pre-ground cardamom)

Put the ingredients in a blender and blend away!  Then enjoy.

Also, I have been making a conscious effort to eat slower because I realize that I literally inhale my food and don't really take the time to savor the flavor.  I'm also making a bigger effort to get through all my shows before school starts so I don't start school behind.  

My neglected blog

I have been MIA for quite some time.  You know me though, pretty busy watching TV, eating food and stressing about school coming soon.. but I am back!  Over the next few days, if I am not too busy catching up on all the shows I've missed (Kardashians), I will be posting plenty of new recipes I have tried.  So, this was just a warning that more posts will be coming soon.  Unfortunately, this post has no food.  But, here is a funny pun:

(Justin/Case = just in case)